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Monday, December 4, 2017

Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.


Admiration, n.: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.

Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.

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